Funny Friday Quotes

Funny Friday Quotes

Funny Friday Quotes

After a week-long of work, Friday is a big deal. Spread fun and love this Friday with these Funny Happy Friday Quotes.

You and your loved ones deserve a weekend of laughter especially after working hard all week long. Crack your ribs with these Happy Friday Quotes.

Cute Funny Friday Quotes

“There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.”

“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”

I don’t work on Fridays; I make appearances.”

Sometimes I wish every day of the week should be Friday so that we can sit together and do some funny and crazy things, but if I miss a day at work, I won’t be getting my paycheck.

Thank God it’s Friday! I’m so happy, I feel like flying.

Fun, food and Friday have a connection, if you’re as intelligent as I am, you should have seen it.

Enjoy your Friday – to the fullest. You deserve the best.

A good Friday is a recipe, it will make you forget all the troubles of the past week.

I’m wondering If it’s only lazy people like me and you that love the package Friday comes with; no work, no struggles – just food and fun.

Thursday is in the past, Saturday is in the future, all we have right now is a brilliant Friday, let’s enjoy every bit of it.

Whenever it comes to Fridays I think there is a bias, Friday runs so quickly, it feels like 15 hours.

Hello there, forget your work and Boss, let’s go party and catch some fun.

A Friday without fun is just like every other stressful day.

My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’”

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”

“Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work, and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.”

Dear God, thank you for every Friday in my life and the many more that are yet to come.

Today is Friday, take yourself out later tonight and watch the brilliant stars and beautiful moon, don’t do it all alone, do it with someone you love.

Friday is the last born of the work days, it is absolutely lazy and badly pampered. I love him anyway.

You don’t have to always look serious, since today is Friday you can break the rules.

Today is Friday! let’s go grooving.

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Funny Friday Quotes For Work

Keep calm and smile; it’s Friday!”

Funny Friday Motivational Quotes

“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.”

“Happy Friday! All days are beautiful, but Friday have their own charm; You end up the work and get a weekend surprise!”

I’m beginning to think every new week should start on a Friday. Happy Friday.

Hey you! I’m wishing you an amazing Friday and a lovely weekend.

If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time, not tomorrow or next year… today should always be our most wonderful day. Happy Friday!

Monday to Thursday is for work, Friday to Sunday is for fun. Happy weekend.

Laugh like it is Friday, your Boss isn’t here, he is catching fun elsewhere too.

Your smile today looks extraordinarily beautiful, God must have made you on a Friday.

Take off those work clothes, it’s Friday! Let’s go to party before we all grow old.

I still dream of heaven every Friday night.

Every Friday afternoon feels like heaven to me.

If you have crazy friends then you’ll definitely have a lovely Friday night.

I’m praying that the clock ticks very fast from 6 AM to 12 noon and then begins to crawl once I get out of the office.

Words cannot express the awesome feeling I get on a Friday morning, knowing fully well that it is a half-day at work.

People don’t have high BP on Fridays because there is really nothing to worry about.

Hey you! Were you born on a Friday? Because you look fantastically fine today.

“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.“

“Make Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.”

Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the work week.

Fridays are for smiles, so always remember to wear yours.

There are so many things that can make your Friday and amazing day, just be Keen and observe.

On Fridays, everything is beautiful including you.

“Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.”

” Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

” Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”

“I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.”

“When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.”

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Funny Friday Motivational Quotes

Funny Friday Quotes for Work
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Passion does not know a Friday from a Monday, passion driven people work all days. it’s Friday, get up and go to work.

“I challenge you to let every day be a Friday. Give yourself permission to be happy every day.”

“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!”

“I look forward to Fridays because I know I have spent the week offering encouragement, solace, assistance and good-will to everyone I have met through my journey.”

Don’t lose hope because it’s Friday already. Miracles can happen at any time today.

“How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.”

“Dear Friday, I am ready for all of the adventures that the weekend promises.”

Dear Friday, please don’t be too fast on me. I want to enjoy every bit of you today.

Friday is correctly spelt as Free-day. That’s why we are all run home rejoicing on Fridays.

“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.”

Don’t trust any other person born on any other day of the week if you can’t trust someone born on a Friday.

Hey! keep your head up, the sky is blue, today is Friday and it’s all about me and you.

Don’t forget all work and no play will make you dull – that’s why we have Fridays.

Your week might not have been a good one but you deserve a beautiful Friday. Happy weekend

Only crazy people still work on Friday nights. I’m not crazy, I’m getting out of here.

Monday to Thursday is for work and seriousness, Friday is for all the fun in the world.

Monday is a beginning, Friday is a last and the best is always saved for the last. Enjoy your Friday!

Thank God it’s Friday! even pre-school pupils are happy.

Imagine a week without a Friday, it will be like bread without yeast.

I know I’m crazy, I don’t do this always, it’s an attitude I only put-on on a Fridays.

Hey you! Have a fantastic Friday, cheers!

Since today is Friday, I’m wishing you a lovely evening and a peaceful night.

You’d have to stop taking life too seriously on a Friday. Fridays are for fun and love.

Because of the awesome feeling, I get every Friday morning, sometimes I wish every other day could be Friday.

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Funny Friday Morning Quotes

Monday is the first of work days, Friday is the first of fun days; enjoy both, especially, Fridays.

Nothing is as interesting as sitting over a bottle of wine on Friday with a funny friend.

Today is Friday! Happy weekend freedom.

“”Happy Friday! “Joy goes against the foundations of mathematics: it multiplies when we divide it.””

Waking up happy is a blessing, staying happy all day is a responsibility. Happy Friday!

“Monday could disappear, and I wouldn’t shed a tear, but Friday, you’re too dear to my heart ever to fall apart.”

“I have tried all of the other days in the week, and nothing seems to compare to my beloved Friday. Happy Friday everyone.”

I’m wishing you joy, happiness, love and uncountable Fridays.

I wish you a Friday as colourful as the rainbow.

Share some love, be happy to the core, it’s Friday and it comes only once in seven days.

Don’t tell me you had fun on Monday, Tuesday or any other day when Friday is a fun full package.

I am most happy that you are hale and hearty. Happy Friday!

Monday to Friday is a long drive, Friday to Monday is a short ride.

“I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work.”

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“I can live without Monday, but Friday is priceless and impossible to let go.”

Please, don’t tell anyone that I told you, “I’m in love with Friday, she gives me freedom to have all the fun in the world.”

If you want to know how joyful I can be, meet me on a Friday. Enjoy your day.

Thank you for visiting. Don’t forget to like and share. Xoxo!

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Moronke Fayomi

A lawyer who loves poetry.

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